I see them all the time. I work with the same brain dead people day in and day out.

Can't tell me that they aren't real zombies.

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me when ive had a few to many pints in the pub!

'That rifle hanging on the wall of the working-class flat or labourer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.'
George Orwell

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"I see them all the time. I work with the same brain dead people day in and day out.

Can't tell me that they aren't real zombies."

Ditto......

Ross Kemp can suck my sweaty hairy balls.

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In the morning, when I look into the bathroom mirror, there's a zombie in it. He doesn't do anything, and after I shower he quickly goes away.

Maybe Zombies are like witches and cannot stand water??

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Because I find this poll repugnant:

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?!
*beat*
Peasant: I got better.
Crowd: Burn her anyway!

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats! It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread!
Peasant 2: Apples!
Peasant 3: Very small rocks!
Peasant 1: Cider!
Peasant 2: Gravy!
Peasant 3: Cherries!
Peasant 1: Mud!
Peasant 2: Churches! Churches!
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: Exactly! So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she... weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore?
Peasant 2: A witch!
Crowd: A witch!

All that needs to be said is this: FIRE = BAD

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What made you think this thread was a good idea?

I was killin' zombies before it was cool.

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hahahahahhaa, we are the knight who say......ni, ni, ni....hahahahhaaaaaa

Prepare and Survive

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We are no longer the knights that say ni-ni-ni. We are now the nights that say chiki-chiki-chiki-chiki.

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yes, at school,church,work...a zombie is a mindless person with no free will

One Death Is A Tragedy; A Million Is A Statistic.
-Joseph Stalin

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its, "we are now the Knights Who Sayyy, Icky Icky Icky Patang! Woo-Ping shmamamlala... *back ground* ...ni!..

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