Recent Zombie Attacks newer than 2002

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BAD_DUDE Posted: Tue, 06/02/2009 - 19:16

Ive been surfin the web for a while to find a Recent recorded zombie attack newer than 2002 but nothing so if anyone knows of one let me know. Plus the only records I can find are the ZSG ones.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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captainrads Posted: Tue, 06/02/2009 - 19:26
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For the love of Odin, please tell me you're being sarcastic...

Friends, is proper English so hard?

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AmoProbos Posted: Tue, 06/02/2009 - 19:45
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captainrads wrote:
For the love of Odin, please tell me you're being sarcastic...

hahah, props for the Norse allusion. Thor's Hammer will crush the non-believers! =D

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Codename_Gambit Posted: Tue, 06/02/2009 - 19:49
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Not if mine own hammer crushes them first!

Would you like a side of EPIC with that FAIL?

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BAD_DUDE Posted: Tue, 06/02/2009 - 19:50
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captainrads wrote:
For the love of Odin, please tell me you're being sarcastic...

No sir im not being sarcastic. I didnt know it was a bad question? Im JW....

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IronGoose Posted: Tue, 06/02/2009 - 20:06
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BAD_DUDE wrote:
captainrads wrote:
For the love of Odin, please tell me you're being sarcastic...

No sir im not being sarcastic. I didnt know it was a bad question? Im JW....


The Zombie Survival Guide is a work of total fiction. If you look at the outside cover, near the UPC, it will indicate that it belongs in the Fiction/Satire section of the bookstore. The events posted in the back while SOMETIMES citing real places and people, are based in nothing more than the writer's imagination and NOT to be taken seriously.

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captainrads Posted: Tue, 06/02/2009 - 20:15
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There have never been any zombies, and therefore there cannot be zombie stories. And referencing that damn guide...

Friends, is proper English so hard?

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Pancho Posted: Tue, 06/02/2009 - 20:19
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BAD_DUDE wrote:
Ive been surfin the web for a while to find a Recent recorded zombie attack newer than 2002 but nothing so if anyone knows of one let me know. Plus the only records I can find are the ZSG ones.

yeah I got one for you

JAnuary 1st 2009
location Ancient aztec Ruins in MExico

At 00:00 hours The brave warrior PAncho found himself surrounded by thousands of zeds on new years eve,
armed with nothing more than a chain saw,doubled barreled shot gun and some dental floss Pancho single handedly decimated the horde all whie telling them not to mess with his boomstick.
With the hoarde defeated the people of MExico rejoiced and Pancho had his choosing of the best looking Women of all of mexico and had a giant parade in his honor now January 1st is considered national Pancho day for all eternity

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IronGoose Posted: Tue, 06/02/2009 - 20:20
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captainrads wrote:
There have never been any zombies, and therefore there cannot be zombie stories. And referencing that damn guide...
Yeah. What he said.

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BAD_DUDE Posted: Tue, 06/02/2009 - 20:22
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IronGoose wrote:
BAD_DUDE wrote:
captainrads wrote:
For the love of Odin, please tell me you're being sarcastic...

No sir im not being sarcastic. I didnt know it was a bad question? Im JW....


The Zombie Survival Guide is a work of total fiction. If you look at the outside cover, near the UPC, it will indicate that it belongs in the Fiction/Satire section of the bookstore. The events posted in the back while SOMETIMES citing real places and people, are based in nothing more than the writer's imagination and NOT to be taken seriously.

I havent read it yet nor I even own the book. I know the book is fiction I was just woundering if their are any real recorded attacks or signings. I wish people will stops reading text I havent typed! If you know of any new attacks or signings I would love to hear about them.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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Pancho Posted: Tue, 06/02/2009 - 20:22
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hey I gave you one really good example earlier remember folks JAnuary 1st is national Pancho day!

Contrary to popular belief I am not the Mighty Sanchez nor his twin,clone,follower, or other self from an alternate universe!

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