The Zombie Hunter's Guide


Eliot - Site Admin Posted: Sat, 08/26/2006 - 18:25


Has anyone read this book? I hadn't heard about it at all until a random zombie search:

If you've read it, what do you think about it?

All that needs to be said is this: FIRE = BAD

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Lyinginbedmon Posted: Thu, 08/31/2006 - 07:33
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I've searched the whole internet, but I can't find any mention of this book. Where did you find it?

Bury deep, pile on the stones

Yet I will, dig up the bones

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Riverborn Posted: Thu, 08/31/2006 - 20:42
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Look up the author's name - he self-publishes, so its not at Amazon or anything llike that...

I haven't read it, as Eliot's mention here was the first i've heard of it. I'll let someone else take the plunge and find out if its worth acquiring...

The battle rages but they fight in vain
When all is done it must begin again
-"Freya", the Sword

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ZombieSlayer07 Posted: Thu, 07/12/2007 - 13:11
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Totally worthless. It goes into how to sex up a zombie. If Brooks was an idiot this guy is insane.

Cell phone use in hospitals=BAD!!!!

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil, for I am the badest motherfucker in the valley!

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kar uhh Posted: Thu, 07/12/2007 - 13:38

http://horror.about.com/od/books/gr/bk_zombiebible.htm

It's called the zombie hunters bible. NOT guide.

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yendor87 Posted: Thu, 07/12/2007 - 15:42
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The Bottom Line
Raym C. Hensley's tongue-in-cheek tome about how to find your undead quarry, how to capture and contain them, and how to then put them to good use covers everything from "Ethics: The Hunter's Code" to "Zombie Types" to "Where to Sell Your Zombie".
Laid out like a comprehensive nonfiction how-to book and illustrated with purposely crude drawings, The Zombie Hunter’s Bible is one unique item.

Pros
Well-written
Extremely comprehensive & detailed
Unique content

Cons
Too scatological
Out-of-place sexual content

This is from the site Kar Uhh linked.

Okay, apparently this author thinks you CAN have sex with a Zombie. That makes the book immediate crap in my opinion. The Unique Content is that it's about Undead. It is well written, because it's written so simply that even a 5 year old can understand it. Brooks is more comprehensive and detailed...

Actually, come to think of it, the most comprohensive and detailed part is how to 'Substitute your Zombie for your Mate' a.k.a. making love to a Zombie.

The other writes the book in a heavily comedic tone, and has nothing new or valuable to bring to the table in terms of ideas, etc.

You can find it on Bitorrent, but don't waste your money on this.

"It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead... and a corpse can't laugh." - silent Hill 2

Eliot - Site Admin agrees;
"Yendor makes an interesting point."

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