zombie vampires

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Marius Posted: Wed, 02/25/2009 - 08:12

Okay just hypothetically if vampires did exist and they tried to take blood from a zombie, what would happen to them afterwards?

It's better to burn out than to fade away......

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Slash_and_Burn Posted: Wed, 02/25/2009 - 08:45
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1. Learn to search.
2. Learn to search.
3. This has been done before.
4. Just in case you're slow I'm going to repeat it... L-E-A-R-N T-O S-E-A-R-C-H, T-H-I-S H-A-S B-E-E-N D-O-N-E B-E-F-O-R-E.
5. This is stupid.
6. Vampires don't exist.
7. There are several different versions of vampires, from outright faggotry (Twilight) to epic stages of win (Darren Shan and Ann Rice), and as such it may or may not work depending on which fictional universe you choose, be it a middleage, far from middle weight woman's vampiric fantasies, to say the well thought out stories of one of the best writers of the genre.
8. You are an idiot for posting this topic.

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tak231 Posted: Wed, 02/25/2009 - 08:55
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although I agree that this topic should NOT be posted on a zombie preparedness site, you cannot say:

Slash_and_Burn wrote:
Vampires don't exist.

Because as far as the government lets us know, neither are zombies. Until we hear from thealphazombie, or the government actually tells us. there is technically no such thing as zombies either, I dont count the people under the influence of "zombie powder" actualy zombies ( http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/node/2163 ) they're just doped up then enslaved.

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Slash_and_Burn Posted: Wed, 02/25/2009 - 09:09
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tak231 wrote:
although I agree that this topic should NOT be posted on a zombie preparedness site, you cannot say:
Slash_and_Burn wrote:
Vampires don't exist.
Because as far as the government lets us know, neither are zombies. Until we hear from thealphazombie, or the government actually tells us. there is technically no such thing as zombies either, I dont count the people under the influence of "zombie powder" actualy zombies ( http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/node/2163 ) they're just doped up then enslaved.

Vampires are by defenition, "Are mythical creatures, of European folklore, in which a vampire is a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned."

Note mythical.

The term vampire did not even enter widespread use until the 18th century, though vampirism myths date back several thousands of years to the middle east and mediteranian region, it is commonly thought that the myth of vampirism stems from a single folkloric story.

And let's face it, before the sophistication of modern vampire, vampires of legend were little more than, zombies, to be precise the only difference is really they survive on blood (zombies theoreticly survive of flesh, or even "rage" alone).

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ForTheHorde Posted: Wed, 02/25/2009 - 14:29
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no.

this is a Z-O-M-B-I-E site. not a vampires, zombies, werewolves and other mythical creatures site. we are preparing for a zombie apocalypse. from a plausible point of view.

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SonofDestruction Posted: Wed, 02/25/2009 - 14:51
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ForTheHorde wrote:
no. this is a Z-O-M-B-I-E site. not a vampires, zombies, werewolves and other mythical creatures site. we are preparing for a zombie apocalypse. from a plausible point of view.
lol.

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sanchez Posted: Wed, 02/25/2009 - 15:31

Slash_and_Burn wrote:
epic stages of win (Darren Shan and Ann Rice)

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Epic stages of win my a**! The only win vampires to reach mainstream use is old Count Drac (especially since he got owned by a kukri and bowie) and those from 30 Days of Night.

That picture is awesome.... It is mine now....

Also I think the vampire myth has popped up in South America. Do remember something about a floating corpse with intestines hanging out that preyed on elderly and infants. Only way to keep it out was by hanging a certain kind of plant with thorns above your door. You can guess why that worked...

Oh well... Like all the other members... BLARRRRGGHHH!!!!

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DynRite Posted: Wed, 02/25/2009 - 18:33
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Ack.

Very tense in this thread. D:

All I shall say is, this site is hypothetical as well.

We can't prove if zombies OR vampires exist, but hey, people get curious.

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Washikaz Posted: Wed, 02/25/2009 - 22:20
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sanchez wrote:
Epic stages of win my a**! The only win vampires to reach mainstream use is old Count Drac (especially since he got owned by a kukri and bowie) and those from 30 Days of Night.

Definatly, Drac is a classic, and the 30 days of night vamps are so beautifully brutal.

A zombie crossed with a Vampire would be the 'vampires' from "I Am Legend", because I thought they were meant to be vampires, but in the movie they were more like light sensitive rage zombies...

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Lord of excess Posted: Wed, 02/25/2009 - 23:47
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What about zombie-chupacabre? Now I'm not leaving the house...

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Dragisoni Posted: Thu, 02/26/2009 - 01:06
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Lord of excess wrote:
What about zombie-chupacabre? Now I'm not leaving the house...

/me sets Lord of excess on fire....

Will you hold me back? If need be I will leave you behind...

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