Australian politics


Clutch64 Posted: Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:56

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=081117081954.5w467zcg&show_article=1

For starters this doesnt have to do with zombies but I found it kind of interesting for our members downunder. Fiona Patten, who is head of the national adult retail and entertainment lobby group of Ausralia has created a new plotical party, The Sex party.
Now I know Australia has a few things going againist it, like restrictive gun laws and those kangaroos running amouk. But hey it can't be all that bad now that they have a political party deticated to sex. LOL LOL LOL

Personally I think we need to for our own political party to help further the fight against the zombie menace.

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Slash_and_Burn Posted: Mon, 11/17/2008 - 22:01

I think you can guess who has my vote in the coming years.

This is seriously a good party, they plan to get rid of internet filtering, increase education expenditures, make sex ed mandatory (hopefully my fellow Australians might discover the condom) and will actually be neutral to all other issues, as government should be.

Thanks to people like the sex party already in parliament, as I am 16 I can legally have sex. Suck on that America.

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Charged Posted: Tue, 11/18/2008 - 04:39
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Slash_and_Burn wrote:
, as I am 16 I can legally have sex. Suck on that America.

Lol, whats the age you can have sex in America? Cause im been shagging since 15 and will more than likely carry on till my penis is removed!

*OUCH!

Charged - The MC wannabee Ninja

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Slash_and_Burn Posted: Tue, 11/18/2008 - 05:20

Charged, keyword, LEGALLY.

It's like turning 15 and being allowed to see an MA movie, you could do it before at home or fake a school ID (done so many times it's not funny). However, being allowed to do it legally for some inane reason is cooler.

Also I think it's something like 21 in some states, 18 in others.

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TexanRoller Posted: Tue, 11/18/2008 - 06:11

lol
pretty random parties in australia.
my sister is a laywer and she told me about one.
the birthday party... yes
their only policy is that everyone should get to birthdays.
one for time of conception or something.
i know that a BIRTHDAY is meant to be about the BIRTH but so what.
votings compulory so vote for something you love.

guns don't kill zombies, I kill zombies

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Slash_and_Burn Posted: Tue, 11/18/2008 - 09:04

Voting is compulsuary by technicallity, my dad has never voted, he stays off the register due to being an ex prison guard.

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Skooby77 Posted: Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:18
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Slash_and_Burn wrote:

Also I think it's something like 21 in some states, 18 in others.

It is not over 18 in any state in America, and is as low as 14 in a handful

http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

Map of ZPI users locations and safe houses, feel free to add yourself, but don't provide actual home location!

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sanchez Posted: Tue, 11/18/2008 - 13:10

Finally! A political party I can get in bed with!

Charged wrote:
will more than likely carry on till my penis is removed!

*OUCH!

Or until you pick up some weird STD. Which you have to tell the other consenting person you have (if you know about it) according to laws in a number of countries. I'm sure if you don't the other consenting person will remove your penis.

Ouch! is an understatement. More like "[edited for content]! KILL ME NOW [edited for content]!!!! DEAR [edited for content] GOD!!!!! WHY!?!?! WHY WOULD YOU WISH THIS ON ME YOU [edited for content]!?!?!?! WHY GOD!?! WHY?!?!

Skooby77 wrote:
It is not over 18 in any state in America, and is as low as 14 in a handful

As far as I know only 18 in Texas. Of course Canada might have us all beat.

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Slash_and_Burn Posted: Tue, 11/18/2008 - 22:41

Skooby77 wrote:
Slash_and_Burn wrote:

Also I think it's something like 21 in some states, 18 in others.

It is not over 18 in any state in America, and is as low as 14 in a handful

http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

14... Wow... Just wow.
Granted in the philipines or something other you can have sex and drink alcohol at age 13.

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sanchez Posted: Wed, 11/19/2008 - 00:10

Slash_and_Burn wrote:
14... Wow... Just wow.

I've heard the age of consent is 14 in Canada.

Slash_and_Burn wrote:
(hopefully my fellow Australians might discover the condom)

I thought it was the kiwis who never discovered them? Then again spray painting red Xs is their method of safe sex...

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TheBox Posted: Wed, 11/19/2008 - 00:13
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how the hell hasn't this been zombified?

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