I'm a little split between the coat hanger and the empty magnum.
With the coathanger bent and held in the right way I could jab through a zombies eye but I'm unsure as to whether or not I could make it to the brain.
For that reason i'd choose the magnum.
Maybe I could generate enough force to break through the skull with the grip.
"The Way of the Samurai is found in death. When it comes to
either/or, there is only the quick choice of death. It is not
particularly difficult. Be determined and advance."
Are we talking about a vinyl album or something on CD?
I am assuming vinyl album here and will snap it in half, two sharp halves become a good weapon. If the album is on CD, cassette, or eight track, I would be hosed. That said, I would eat the wheel of cheese and hope for the best.
I think I'm going with the bottle of barbecue sauce for three reasons:
1. I could pour it out, and maybe a few of the zed would slip.
2. If it's a glass bottle, I might be able to break it into a weapon of opportunity. I might not be able to stab into the brain with a broken bottle, but I suppose I could gouge some eyes.
3. If all of this fails, I should be on the floor, covered in barbecue sauce, being eaten by six zombies. At least I'm nice and tasty.
Guy who created this topic.... I hate you.... I really do....
support wrote:
this does not seem like a serious question.
And that my friend is The Art of Duh.....
I'll go with the sauce for $300.... Bottle is not opened and used as weapon. If it doesn't work I eat the sauce. Explosion Sauce.... It's good on it's own....
Then again I could slice the cheese into six pieces then offer it to the zombies. As we all know the power of cheese....
Guy who created this topic.... I hate you.... I really do....
support wrote:
this does not seem like a serious question.
And that my friend is The Art of Duh.....
I'll go with the sauce for $300.... Bottle is not opened and used as weapon. If it doesn't work I eat the sauce. Explosion Sauce.... It's good on it's own....
Then again I could slice the cheese into six pieces then offer it to the zombies. As we all know the power of cheese....
there's a funny thing I'd like to put in responce to this, but seeing how I have no idea how to insert a quote from outside these forums (damn) I can't do it, but i will say this
Cheese! For everyone!
NIE wrote:
Exaggeration is a form of lying. Lying never gets anyone anywhere.
there's a funny thing I'd like to put in responce to this, but seeing how I have no idea how to insert a quote from outside these forums (damn)
Would this be it?
Quote:
Behold the power of cheese....
No it would be "cheese! For everyone! Wait, no, cheese for noone, but it's just as much of a party if ya' don' like cheese" quoteing sheograth from elder scrolls IV.
NIE wrote:
Exaggeration is a form of lying. Lying never gets anyone anywhere.
I'm a little split between the coat hanger and the empty magnum.
With the coathanger bent and held in the right way I could jab through a zombies eye but I'm unsure as to whether or not I could make it to the brain.
For that reason i'd choose the magnum.
Maybe I could generate enough force to break through the skull with the grip.
"The Way of the Samurai is found in death. When it comes to
either/or, there is only the quick choice of death. It is not
particularly difficult. Be determined and advance."
Are we talking about a vinyl album or something on CD?
I am assuming vinyl album here and will snap it in half, two sharp halves become a good weapon. If the album is on CD, cassette, or eight track, I would be hosed. That said, I would eat the wheel of cheese and hope for the best.
I think I'm going with the bottle of barbecue sauce for three reasons:
1. I could pour it out, and maybe a few of the zed would slip.
2. If it's a glass bottle, I might be able to break it into a weapon of opportunity. I might not be able to stab into the brain with a broken bottle, but I suppose I could gouge some eyes.
3. If all of this fails, I should be on the floor, covered in barbecue sauce, being eaten by six zombies. At least I'm nice and tasty.
I messed with Texas.
Empty .357 Magnum hands down, but this does not seem like a serious question.
After the twist, you'll feel a snap and the body goes ragdoll on you.
- Brock Samson
Guy who created this topic.... I hate you.... I really do....
And that my friend is The Art of Duh.....
I'll go with the sauce for $300.... Bottle is not opened and used as weapon. If it doesn't work I eat the sauce. Explosion Sauce.... It's good on it's own....
Then again I could slice the cheese into six pieces then offer it to the zombies. As we all know the power of cheese....
Of course it's not serious. I did this as a joke in case anyone hasn't noticed.
And that my friend is The Art of Duh.....
I'll go with the sauce for $300.... Bottle is not opened and used as weapon. If it doesn't work I eat the sauce. Explosion Sauce.... It's good on it's own....
Then again I could slice the cheese into six pieces then offer it to the zombies. As we all know the power of cheese....
there's a funny thing I'd like to put in responce to this, but seeing how I have no idea how to insert a quote from outside these forums (damn) I can't do it, but i will say this
Cheese! For everyone!
oh it'll get you somewhere, it'll get you bait
Would this be it?
Would this be it?
No it would be "cheese! For everyone! Wait, no, cheese for noone, but it's just as much of a party if ya' don' like cheese" quoteing sheograth from elder scrolls IV.
oh it'll get you somewhere, it'll get you bait
Bottle of barbeque sauce... At least I would taste good
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