Whats up everyone?? I know iv'e been MIA for a few weeks now but I have been keeping tabs. I just found out that I have a job at the Hill Correctional Center where I live. I leave in a few weeks for my 6 week training class, so I probably wont be on a whole lot. I hope to come back to some exciting posts.
Let anyone you want in your group, but never....NEVER trust a Bothan. Because The Muppet Show Said So
Cool. Now I've got someone on the inside to give me phone books just in case Uncle Sugar finds out about transporting magical happy broom sticks without proper licensing in the future. Not that such a thing would happen.
Takes care dude and stay on yer toes. No telling what that C-Note and Avocado are up to...
I AM BACK!! After 7 long weeks I have finished my training. I know I have been back for a week but in the process of doing this school thing I also moved and just got hooked back up to the net. My training was real boring and pointless, just a bunch of "what could happen" scenarios. I officially started working in the prison two thursdays ago and let me tell you, if you plan on working in a prison be prepared to be BORED!! The only thing I do is count, talk to inmates, sit on my ass, and count some more. I worked in a tower for about 4 hours and that was cool for about 20 mins. I was up there while the inmates were in yard and I was just thinking to myself. "Would it be worth it if I just fired a couple gas grenades down there??"
As I get more time in I will post any cool stories that I come across. Until then I will try to catch up on some of the posts I have missed.
If there is any inside jokes I have missed please let me in on them so I am not totally lost.
Let anyone you want in your group, but never....NEVER trust a Bothan. Because The Muppet Show Said So
Canoe, working in prisons gets boring, VERY BORING.
My parents worked in the prison system for about 10 years each, both worked in max security prisons.
In fact I live a short walk from the last one they worked at.
One of my dad's favorite tricks was to eat maccas or something that was contraband in the prison, right in front of the prisoners.
Congratulations on the new job.
"I am the warrior in whom the old ways have combined with the new."
gratz on the new job class. Distribute your skill points wisely.
Because the Muppet Show said so.
Stay safe and congrats.
"They drew first blood not me..." (Stallone in Rambo: First Blood)
Take it easy, Canoe. Good luck with the new job!
"When there is no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the Earth"
-- Because The MUPPET SHOW Said So.
Cool. Now I've got someone on the inside to give me phone books just in case Uncle Sugar finds out about transporting magical happy broom sticks without proper licensing in the future. Not that such a thing would happen.
Takes care dude and stay on yer toes. No telling what that C-Note and Avocado are up to...
I AM BACK!! After 7 long weeks I have finished my training. I know I have been back for a week but in the process of doing this school thing I also moved and just got hooked back up to the net. My training was real boring and pointless, just a bunch of "what could happen" scenarios. I officially started working in the prison two thursdays ago and let me tell you, if you plan on working in a prison be prepared to be BORED!! The only thing I do is count, talk to inmates, sit on my ass, and count some more. I worked in a tower for about 4 hours and that was cool for about 20 mins. I was up there while the inmates were in yard and I was just thinking to myself. "Would it be worth it if I just fired a couple gas grenades down there??"
As I get more time in I will post any cool stories that I come across. Until then I will try to catch up on some of the posts I have missed.
If there is any inside jokes I have missed please let me in on them so I am not totally lost.
Let anyone you want in your group, but never....NEVER trust a Bothan. Because The Muppet Show Said So
Welcome back Canoe.
"They drew first blood not me..." (Stallone in Rambo: First Blood)
Canoe, working in prisons gets boring, VERY BORING.
My parents worked in the prison system for about 10 years each, both worked in max security prisons.
In fact I live a short walk from the last one they worked at.
One of my dad's favorite tricks was to eat maccas or something that was contraband in the prison, right in front of the prisoners.