Not a big deal unless you consider she was Boiling them. She was boiling eggs, but we both fell asleep on the couch. We awoke to the glorious stench of charred eggs.
Indeed, I was on holiday and i decided to try out something I saw on TV once and set a frozen lake on fire, they have methane bubbles in then, you crack it open and set it on fire, not great for the enviroment but still pretty good conversation peice wouldn't you say.
Scrambled. Duh.
I'm sorry I'm not sure how to make a decent post about eggs. I don't find them that interesting 
Funny coincidence. My fiance' burned eggs.
Not a big deal unless you consider she was Boiling them. She was boiling eggs, but we both fell asleep on the couch. We awoke to the glorious stench of charred eggs.
I still have her beat. I burned water once.
I messed with Texas.
Eh? Well... I set a frozen lake on fire if that accounts for anything...
Over medium. I like to use toast to eat the yolk. Rye bread.
WHAT?!
"They drew first blood not me..." (Stallone in Rambo: First Blood)
Indeed, I was on holiday and i decided to try out something I saw on TV once and set a frozen lake on fire, they have methane bubbles in then, you crack it open and set it on fire, not great for the enviroment but still pretty good conversation peice wouldn't you say.
In honor of this marvolous topic, I just went and ate some scrambled eggs.
Raw in a cup, like a real man.
Or a omelet.
Because The Muppet Show Said So.
I don't eat eggs
. So that one vote is mine 
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It really is very hard to choose, I like all of the ways mentioned.
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