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let's say by some means you made a zombie drink half it's weight in red bull or super-high-caffeine coffe, could this actually have an effect on them?? maybe their organs, if intact, could digest and excrete it, otherwise their stomachs would explode which would be cool, but would kind of defeat the purpose a zombie's survival. or maybe let's say you managed to get a zombie to drink half it's bodyweight in beer, do you think it would be affected, or even drunk?? maybe it would stimble to the toilet or even do it in it's trousers and leave a mess on your floor!! logically thinking, a zombie's two objectives are to eat flesh and survive, so if they couldn't survive, what would be the goddamn point of even wanting to eat flesh, or thinking about it?? i could understand a zombie with a big hole in it's stomach would probably not be able to do this zas the stomach acid would probably just spill out but maybe, just maybe, the zombie's copse could still react to chemicals... i'd love other peoples' opinions on this!!
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Depends on the chemicals. If yer thinking caffeine, i doubt it would do much of anything because of the lack of blood flow. And how exactly do you plan on getting the Zed to drink anything?
if a zombie were to be affected by these it would need to be alive eg, having blood flow active organs ect, in which case it probobly would be affected, but then again, if a zombie were 'classically defined' or a zombie you see in most movies, would you be able to tell the difference?
but by all means, when the apocolypse comes, please do post a video on youtube of a drunk zombie, id need a laugh after killing my infected freinds and family.
Interesting thought even though there is absolutely be no way to know till you tested it. You have fun with that cause i know i'm not gettingthat close to a zed and not bash its head.
Winning isn't a reason to get a reward but one less poke in the eye, while losing gets you two.
Would be fun to have the zombie fill up its stomach with gas and then shove a wick down its throat. Then you have a zombie molotov cocktail. That is if we can afford gas when the z war breaks out.
Because we all need zombies that we can't shoot when they're close for fear of blowing ourselves up or catching fire.
Plus flaming zombies walking around wouldn't be fun.
Because The Muppet Show Said So.
Because we all need zombies that we can't shoot when they're close for fear of blowing ourselves up or catching fire.
Plus flaming zombies walking around wouldn't be fun.
but it would be funny till the burned down your house
Will you hold me back? If need be I will leave you behind...
I'd love to see a zombie walking around pissing itself with a flaming wick in its mouth, although, it's safer to avoid that.
The less zombie bodily fluid, the better.
The only thing that will redeem mankind is co-operation. And a heavy supply of automatic weaponary.
Well i suppose once we have our footholds of land after Z-day we'd probably have enough time on our hands to experiment with something like it. I guess you could capture a few subjects by some means (use your imagination goddamnit!!) and chain 'em up securely, and make it CHUG CHUG CHUG!! Well maybe it wold choke but somehow i doubt that because zombies most likely wouldn't need their lungs anyway. Zombie choking on vomit and beer, anyone? Probably reminds you of a few too many drinks at the local pub more than zombies!
This topic is heading very quickly to zombify land. The very idea of capturing a zed is bad. I mean, you WANT to Willingly bring a ZOMBIE into your SAFEHOUSE? That seems counter-intuitive to me for some reason. I thought the idea was to keep the zombies OUT and learn what you could through observation from afar. Have you seen 28 Days Later or 28 Weeks? Capturing zombies is a bad idea, too much of risk factor for them to infect others or even escape. Just NO.
"They drew first blood not me..." (Stallone in Rambo: First Blood)
If you were to create a safe enough environment for the zombie, or able to restrain it sufficiently you could learn a lot more about the zombies than if you were to simply observe, you could test their reactions to certain chemicals, how long they can go without food, whether they need to drink and possibly most importantly an antidote, a cure. Or at least a way to stop the infection before you become a zombie.
Capturing a zombie is very risky but could be very productive as long as you are aware of what they can do beforehand and build a suitable holding area for it.
Hell, i wouldnt mind having a pet zombie
blow its body away and just keep the head, hang it from the wall... i think it would be most entertaining when you walk past lol