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Dylan The Highlander Posted: Thu, 07/10/2008 - 11:22

Ok so heres my problem.A few stray dogs decided that it was a good idea to get into my trsah....it wasnt.Me and two of my close friends[one of which is wanting to join ZDN]pull up to my house after we got done muddriding,and see these 4 or 5 dogs without collers.I jump out of the front seat and grap the nearest lethal object,which just so happens to be was a 15 pound trailer hitch.I threw it at the biggest one while one of my friends went after them with a rockband guitar.
We run inside my house,I grab a bo staff,Berserk opted for a hatchet,and Blitz went for my paintball gun.Its about to start raining,and its dark and lightining,but we chase them.We found that they are sleeping in an old shead that isnt in use anymore.This is our plan.
Im getting together one more person[my dad or bro prolly]so I can have 2 guys on my "entry"team,and two on overwatch.
We are all gearing up in airsoft stuff[vest,boots,bdus,balaclavas,etc]loading up on pellet rifles[they are quieter]and melee weapons.My entry team will have there choice of melee weapons and some bug fogger grenades.They will deploy these when I give the order over our radios then go in[we have 2 gas mask,an Israilie one and an american]they will do what they can from there.The entry team will be Blitz,and my bro most likely.
Ill position me,and Berserk on over watch incase any run.I might take a couple of .22 lr jusr for insurance.
All this will go down at around 11:00 central time,after they bed down.

These are comfirmed stays.Im not killing anyones pets.They are a nuisence and I see this as an opprotunity to get me squad some field exercise.The will have orders to kill quickly and humanely,then move on to the next target.I felt the need to resort to these measures since animal control couldnt catch them,and no one else was willing to....something about morales....whatever those are...

This should keep to bastards out of my trash....

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QueenJay Posted: Thu, 07/10/2008 - 12:11
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You shouldn't go about killing these dogs cause they got into your trash. They are probably hungry and you have no idea whether they are really someones pets or not. They could have lost their collars or their owners did buy them one to begin with. What difference does it make if they aren't someones pets? They are still animals that feel pain. If you really find them a nuisance and your incompetent animal control can't catch them then you should catch them and take them to the shelter. NOT kill them!
Someone might adopt them. Haven't they gone through enough being that they have to forage for food and sleep in a crappy abandoned house? Please don't do this. Have your team capture them and turn them into your shelter.

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the_zombie_furnace Posted: Thu, 07/10/2008 - 12:28
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Or you could just tell animal control where they are staying and let them take care of it, rather than risk getting caught and getting slammed with animal cruelty and/or making the local newspaper.

You lose.

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Dylan The Highlander Posted: Thu, 07/10/2008 - 12:37
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Catch them and risk contracting a disease?I think not.
I do know that these arent someones pets,the dont have collers,do have mange,get into everyones trash,and no one will claim them.
They are getting taken care of,I will either kill with weapons,or soak some hotdogs in anti freeze.I prefer the quicker more humane way.
This is no different than killing a racoon or coyote.The only reason most people think it is wrong is because we hear dog and think cute cuddly pet.
These are mangy disese ridden mutts,that get in my trash,and could one day decide to attack my 2 year old brother[who reguarly plays in our yard]Im not going to take that chance.If they were taken to a shelter[which are all over crowded in my area]then they would be put down anyway.Somehow though you see that as more humane than a bat or gun?

Edit:Oh and as previously said,we arent torturing them,or slowly killing them,It will be done quickly and efficiently.
If none of you could bring yourself to kill a mutt,what makes you think you could off a zombie which could be your family?

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Eliot - Site Admin Posted: Thu, 07/10/2008 - 12:37
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Dylan, I'm opting for the most polite words I can muster right now. So, please realize that hearing this I am honestly so pissed that I want to punch you in the face.

Don't be a dumbass. Strays or not, this is not the appropriate thing to do. Call animal control. They will go and take care of the animals. They will probably be euthanized, but you going and ... just, don't do it.

All that needs to be said is this: FIRE = BAD

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Dylan The Highlander Posted: Thu, 07/10/2008 - 12:41
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Can I get a decent reason other than personal feelings towards dogs?
So far it seems the only reson is because you all think its wrong to kill a dog...
It isnt any different than say...hunting.You wouldnt bat an eye were the deer or racoons.

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Eliot - Site Admin Posted: Thu, 07/10/2008 - 12:42
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Dylan The Highlander wrote:
If none of you could bring yourself to kill a mutt,what makes you think you could off a zombie which could be your family?

I made no such claim ... and beyond that, I don't think its a good idea to kill a raccoon or a coyote. Yes, I'm a bit of a hippy. If you want to argue about the morals of killing wild animals, I will do so, but not in this one.

All that needs to be said is this: FIRE = BAD

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the_zombie_furnace Posted: Thu, 07/10/2008 - 12:45
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Dylan, leave it to professionals who are lawfully sanctioned to take care of such things. You have to realize that killing dogs with weapons isn't the right thing to do, no matter how you look at it. Poisoning them with foggers and clubbing them to death or shooting them is counter productive. Just walk away from the idea, it's a really bad one.

You lose.

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Dylan The Highlander Posted: Thu, 07/10/2008 - 12:45
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Well,personally I see nothing wrong with it.I have hunted and fished,I have iced dogs before[granted one attacked me]and I dont see much of a problem with it.

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tak231 Posted: Thu, 07/10/2008 - 12:46
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strays or no that is no reason for you to kill them, and there is no proof that they are in fact strays maybe they had sh-tty collars and got the caught on something and they ripped off. also you better be one hell of a shot because if they are diseased and feel threatened they'll probably rip your throat out if they arent all killed instantly

oh and we cant forget the huge a$$ fine you'll get slapped with if you are seen so why risk it when you can call animal control and tell them where the animals are because i doubt any money hat you have to pay for the call will be as much as a fine for animal cruelty

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Dylan The Highlander Posted: Thu, 07/10/2008 - 12:49
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the_zombie_furnace wrote:
Dylan, leave it to professionals who are lawfully sanctioned to take care of such things. You have to realize that killing dogs with weapons isn't the right thing to do, no matter how you look at it. Poisoning them with foggers and clubbing them to death or shooting them is counter productive. Just walk away from the idea, it's a really bad one.

The "professionals" would kill them as well,just with an injection as opposed to quickly with a weapon.The foggers are only to flush them out.Not kill them.To slow and they would suffer.
Im doing this to get rid of them,not to release anger,have fun,torture animals etc.Im not into that.
The "pros" took a crack at it and failed,its my turn.

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