I found these rather humerous quotes about ninjas and thought i would share them with you all.
Also Ninja's are better than Chuck Norris for the following reasons:
.Ninja don't sweat.
.Bullets can't kill a ninja.
.Ninja invented skateboarding
.Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.
.Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
.Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.
.Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.
.Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
.Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
.Ninja invented the internet.
.Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
.Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.
.Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.
.Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
.Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.
.Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
.Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.
.Lack any personality
.Wear headbands
.Fight skillfully with any object
.Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
.Live in your house secretly for days
.Can remove their shadow if needed
.Hurl shurikens
.Go anywhere they want instantly
.Catch bullets in their teeth
.Kill themselves if they make a noise
.Can run 100 miles on their hands
.Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2
.Have cool words like Seppuku
.Are masters of disguise
.Can hover for hours
.Flip out and kill everything
.Are completely self-sufficient.
.Split planks vertically with their nose
.Can hide in incense smoke
.Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.
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Ninjas don't have fingernails. Instead, The have daggers that constantly grow from their fingertips.
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