Wits Like Razors: Your Guide to Staying Frosty

Author:
Zero_6ix

You’ve made it. You are one of the “lucky” few to survive the initial onslaught of corpses and have boarded yourself up. Maybe you have family. Maybe you have friends. Maybe you even saw this apocalypse coming and prepared. That does not matter much if you flip your lid. One of the, if not the most, deadly weapons in your arsenal is your still functioning human brain; And, just like your other weapons, you’ve got to keep it in fine working order. That will not be easy, given the extreme stress and pressure of your new situation. Pressures like having to put down those friends or that family when they go rabid. So let’s see how coal becomes diamonds.

Do Not despair, your mother loves you.

Despair will be the most prevalent mental state among survivors. This is completely unavoidable, simply because of the all-encompassing and unprejudiced nature of the plague. This is not “being sad”, this is a mental state of total loss, where every third thought may be of ending it all yourself. You have to be prepared for the possibility of facing friends, family, and co-workers who are now only a threat to your life and well-being. These former loved ones are no longer loving of anything more than your death which can be quite unnerving for anyone. Given those facts, it’s easy to see how despair can rob even the most steel-willed individuals of their initiative. What point is there to surviving if there’s no one to survive with? The first goal is to move past this mode of thinking. It will be difficult to do, but it can be done. Take it one step at a time. You’ll need to purge yourself of all those sentimental feelings for the corpses you’ll need to drop. The people they once were are gone completely. Think logically, not nostalgically. Despair is the quicksand that drags you down and won’t let up. Logic is the ladder that saves your skin. So, cool your heart, take aim, and put one between the eyes of your infected sister. That’s no longer the girl you knew. It’s a rotting bag of meat.

Do Not be proud, because she has to.

Here’s your flipside. If despair can cripple you in the face of your dead loved ones, pride can wreck you in the face of the nameless horde. You’re a survivor, right? Then survive. Don’t take foolish chances and jump headlong into an extermination mission. You may have that semi-automatic and unerring accuracy, but the zombies have numbers, far more than you may have bullets. Go ahead; unload an entire magazine into that first wave. The second will get you as you reload. Keep it together. Just because you survived the first time doesn’t mean there will be a second time. You are not invincible, and simple things will kill you far easier than the dead. The only way to combat pride is to keep things painfully simple. Keep track of how many corpses you drop. Pick a number between one and twenty. Once you hit it, run. There’s no need to prove how awesome you are by your body count. Once you focus on racking up kills, you lose sight of staying up and about. And killing may not even be the answer you’re looking for. A knee-capped zombie is far less mobile than an upright one, and not every situation is “kill or be killed”. As the saying goes, “he who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.”

Don't Panic.

Eventually, you’ll be in a no-winner. Maybe you started a fire that wasn’t necessary, or your gun jammed, or any other of the infinite number of things that could possibly go wrong just went wrong. Despair won’t reach you, and you’re certainly not proud of yourself. You panic, flail about like a hooked fish in a boat. That’s when you get gutted. What do you do? Unfortunately, panic is the hardest state of mind to peel yourself from. It’s one of those hard-wired survival tools planted deep in the brain, and it’s really there for a reason. Fight or flight is inborn, and your new goal is to redirect this panic. Take that urge to flee or fight and turn it into something useful. Guide your adrenaline addled brain toward inspired survival. A helpful way to do so is to constantly plan. Not intense plotting sessions or even complete schematics of a battle plan. I mean planning as in the spur of the moment sense. Every situation is fluid, but there will always be pillars of stability. Take stock of everything in sight, and think not of how it can help you out, but how it can knock you down. It may seem like a pessimistic mindset, but look at it another way: if you plan on the rickety ladder between buildings to fall as you cross it, then you have some idea of the new situation you might be in. Thinking ahead, even when that means imagining your own demise, might just help you stay quite alive. If you can imagine the dead tearing apart your door, then you can also imagine jumping out a window. Never panic when they bust down the door. Duck and dive through the glass if necessary.

Logic is to Emotion as Living is to Dying.

These are not rules. These are helpful hints. Your mental state is the one key to staying on your feet. If you can’t summon up the fortitude to do what needs to be done, then you can’t really help anyone, least of all yourself. Don’t take chances; because we don’t need fiery action sequences, we need methods and pacing. Most importantly, try your hardest to control your panic. Keep your cool, do what you need to, and you just might live to see the last bit of rotting flesh drop from the very last corpse.

 

Odesseyzephyr wrote:

Good advise. I give your article a 7.5

Submitted by Odesseyzephyr on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 12:11.
paged wrote:

Good words. Often a trained mind is better than a trained body

Submitted by paged on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 16:26.
nick47 wrote:

While I agree with most of the article there are a few things I disagree with.us For example constantly imagining your own demise is not heathy. You should always keep vigilante and look for danger, but instead of dwelling on it fix it and move on. The second part I took issue with is the counting the number of zeds you kill before you run away. You shouldn't place unnecessary rules such as this on yourself. Kill as many as you havs to to get away. Sometimes your surroundings dictate what you have to do to survive, no amount of rules you place on yourself will ever change this.

Submitted by nick47 on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 16:52.
sanchez wrote:

nick47 wrote:
The second part I took issue with is the counting the number of zeds you kill before you run away. You shouldn't place unnecessary rules such as this on yourself. Kill as many as you havs to to get away. Sometimes your surroundings dictate what you have to do to survive, no amount of rules you place on yourself will ever change this.

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These are not rules. These are helpful hints.

Submitted by sanchez on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 22:30.
Chilbert wrote:

Great article, well done.

Submitted by Chilbert on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 23:49.
mr.shank wrote:

In certain sections of the military. Drugs are administered to soldiers who are under stress and fatigue. For instance I have heard story's of fighter pilots taking speed to stay awake on long battle mission which require no or little sleep for a few days. There are three mane types of drugs Depressants which slow brain activity in parts of the brain causing sleepiness and euphoria. Stimulants which cause brain activity to occur faster and more often causing rapid thought and increased strength and energy and last but not least hallucinogens, which of course can do all of what the last two can do and make you see and hear things that are not there. Well of course the best choice would be a stimulant to shift the mind away from fear and doubt and increase stamina and strength.

Submitted by mr.shank on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 17:42.
Naroghin wrote:

All I can say in response is, "wow." Often in the internetz you find two types of people: those with good ideas who are less than satisfactory or simply mediocre at expressing them, and those with extended vocabulary and impressive language mechanics skills that have absolutely nothing to say. You have proven that there are indeed people with great ideas and clever, even ingenious, ways to express them. Not only did I get loads of ideas from this, but I was not shorted any good information as it was delightful to read. I hope to see more.

Submitted by Naroghin on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 18:22.
sneaks1 wrote:

I agree. Good article.

Submitted by sneaks1 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 01:38.
leman russ wrote:

Heh, stay frosty. like in Aliens.

Submitted by leman russ on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 13:25.
johannabartley wrote:

Don't know for a fact if that's true but you remind me of a strange guy and his war story. I did almost 4 years of volunteering in a drug abuse treatment in Seattle in order to be able to get a psychology diploma. There was a guy there, a patient, who told me the story of Lucky Strikes cigarettes. He said that once in a while the manufacturers would pout in some marijuana in a cigarette from a pack. This was during the Vietnam war. The soldiers were smoking only these cigarettes. Some of them would have a "lucky strike" and get the weed cigarette. This was done to improve moral among soldiers. If his story is true then I'm sure yours is true as well. And vice versa because if they do this today, they probably tried it before.

Submitted by johannabartley on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:58.
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