What are the worst zombie movies?


Clutch64 Posted: Thu, 10/25/2007 - 03:25

I was watching scifi this morning and they had a movie on called Dead and Breakfast. It is one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen, which isnt unusual for scifi. What other zombie movies would you put on the list?

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yendor87 Posted: Thu, 10/25/2007 - 03:25
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House of the Dead Directed by Uwe Boll.

"It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead... and a corpse can't laugh." - silent Hill 2

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Slash_and_Burn Posted: Thu, 10/25/2007 - 04:11

versus is just plain weird

some people just hate uwe boll hey?

sure he massacred alone in the dark etc etc but critics say that postal is actually funny ( the ones who know that it's all just humor) and a lot say that it's funnier than scary movie etc.

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Eliot - Site Admin Posted: Thu, 10/25/2007 - 08:10
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Dead Alive.

Some may argue, but I can't stand the movie.

All that needs to be said is this: FIRE = BAD

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NIE Posted: Thu, 10/25/2007 - 08:51
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Vampires vs. Zombies - The shittiest Vampire porno with zombies in the loop.... Wierd.

Land of the Dead. I hated that movie so much I destroyed the DVD after watching it.

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All that needs to be said is this: FIRE = BAD
...FIRE = GOOD...

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Skooby77 Posted: Thu, 10/25/2007 - 10:47
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Zombie Honeymoon

Was able to stand 30 minutes of it, and that was the hardest 30 minutes I have had to deal with.

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Dylan The Highlander Posted: Thu, 10/25/2007 - 10:58
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Army of Darkness,not really a zombie movie but close enough.Actually i liked it....
I mean come on he had a boomstick and a chainsaw in the middle ages[oh and a death plow made out of an oldsmobile]It is worth a watch if you see it on AMC,dont buy it though.
Worst zombie movie is house of the dead,hands down.It was pathetic!!

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Skooby77 Posted: Thu, 10/25/2007 - 11:39
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Dylan The Highlander wrote:
Army of Darkness,not really a zombie movie but close enough.Actually i liked it.... I mean come on he had a boomstick and a chainsaw in the middle ages[oh and a death plow made out of an oldsmobile]It is worth a watch if you see it on AMC,dont buy it though.

Son, you have lost your mind. Army of Darkness is one of the top 15 best movies ever made.

It is worth the purchase!

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yendor87 Posted: Thu, 10/25/2007 - 12:51
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NIE wrote:

Land of the Dead. I hated that movie so much I destroyed the DVD after watching it.

But why?!

I heart it a lot but I find it to be a pretty sweet movie. Sure it doesn't seem to have the Romero feel to it but other then that POW!

Give me your reasoning unbeliever! Or I'll sick my Zombie Vampire hookers on you... (That does sound like a crap fest)

"It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead... and a corpse can't laugh." - silent Hill 2

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Dylan The Highlander Posted: Thu, 10/25/2007 - 13:17
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Skooby77 wrote:
Dylan The Highlander wrote:
Army of Darkness,not really a zombie movie but close enough.Actually i liked it.... I mean come on he had a boomstick and a chainsaw in the middle ages[oh and a death plow made out of an oldsmobile]It is worth a watch if you see it on AMC,dont buy it though.

Son, you have lost your mind. Army of Darkness is one of the top 15 best movies ever made.

It is worth the purchase!

Ya know you may be right...Im gonna go watch it.

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sanchez Posted: Thu, 10/25/2007 - 16:03

Dylan The Highlander wrote:
[oh and a death plow made out of an oldsmobile]

Worst zombie movie is house of the dead,hands down.

The Death Coaster (or was it plow)....... I'll check the credits to be sure........

Ditto.

yendor87 wrote:
Or I'll sick my Zombie Vampire hookers on you... (That does sound like a crap fest)

Mmmm.......... Zombie Vampire Hookers........ (drools)

quote=NIE] Land of the Dead. I hated that movie so much I destroyed the DVD after watching it.

I should stab you in the eye with a hot french fry.

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