Real Zombie Survival Quiz
Not really a survival book. It's a survival quiz. Not biased toward certain myths about the Undead. So watching Night of the Living Dead 2 or Isla Dela Mortis is not necessary.
Take and see how you stack up. 
"It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead... and a corpse can't laugh." - silent Hill 2
Eliot - Site Admin agrees;
"Yendor makes an interesting point." |
30%. I suspect because I don't own a gun or have a comprehensive plan anymore...
Melee weapons: Because there's nothing more satisfying than bashing in a zed cranium with your new best friend, Mr Crowbar™. (Product demonstration brought to you by nick47)
45% There was some scenarios that I would have picked other if there was one. I'm a bit of a rogue, there are no hard and fast rules to any survival scenario just what you are wiling to do to live.
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wow 39% chance of survival?
i can't believe that my lack of knowledge of flying aircraft could hit me that hard in my results
i redid the test with millionare thoughts in mind...so all i have to do is become an eccentricly spending millionare so i can own and operate an airplane, helicopter, boat, all star swim training, military training, hands on martial arts training, move to the worst part of LA so i can get shot and stabbed all the time, or move to Algeria or the Congo so i can both A witness it and B experience it, and mutate so im 25-30 and freeze my life at that moment... sucks to be regular middle class
EDIT forgot to add 79% survival rate
AND i forgot to add...with that you have to be a cold heartless bastard ready to "eliminate" ANY opposition including allied humans
90%! Im gonna live! YAY!!
When the zombies come, the best things to have are friends, a wall, and alot of ammo
i redid the test with millionare thoughts in mind...so all i have to do is become an eccentricly spending millionare so i can own and operate an airplane, helicopter, boat, all star swim training, military training, hands on martial arts training, move to the worst part of LA so i can get shot and stabbed all the time, or move to Algeria or the Congo so i can both A witness it and B experience it, and mutate so im 25-30 and freeze my life at that moment... sucks to be regular middle class
EDIT forgot to add 79% survival rate
AND i forgot to add...with that you have to be a cold heartless bastard ready to "eliminate" ANY opposition including allied humans
It's real survival man. Sorry if the results aren't that great, I only score a 65%. I didn't mention (I don't think) Owning an aircraft, just that you'd be able to take off in one and not crash 2 minutes into flight, god willing. I only gave +1 point if you were a bronze plus swimmer by life guard standards (Something most swimmers naturally are, at least by 20). Military and Police training alone can guarantee survival in some situations. People who have seen gruesome sights are less likely to freeze when confronted with it again, proven fact. You can't be Ghandi in a survival situation. People are going to die, and unless you're prepared to 'jump ship' when it starts sinking, you're going to die with them. Martial arts is great because it teaches you how to take down a person fast without being bit, etc. Something I would figure is essential. And if you've never had a bone broken or a huge gash, etc then when it eventually happens (Which it will post Z-Day) you already knows whats coming and a bit of how to deal with it.
The test of course will SEEM biased because some people have or experienced things others haven't. Sorry, but that's a fact of life. To be French I wasn't trying to blow smoke up your ass and make you feel good
.I just wanted to create a test that didn't BS like most of them do. I've also developed (With help from some friends) a comprehensive list utilizing the same type of thing. My actual, realistic chance of survival, given that Z-Day happened RIGHT now would be 4%. That test is far more scientific and accurate. It's about 20 pages long and each line is filled, so I would have to scan a lot to get it posted. Something I don't feel like doing right now.
I was just trying to make people aware of the fact that we are all limited, one way or another, and that since Z-Day will not be a Hollywood or Fun Adventure we should figure that out sooner rather then later. I want people to survive, it's going to suck if I some how make it through and wind up being one of the few hundred that have made it through...
*EDIT* By the way, saying you're Chuck Norris brings down your survival rating a huge percentage.
"It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead... and a corpse can't laugh." - silent Hill 2
Eliot - Site Admin agrees;
"Yendor makes an interesting point."
Very very interesting... -_________-
I'm gonna hit the highway like a Bat Out of Hell!
81% Im almost the man. I guess if all else fails I will just find a women and go out with a bang.
i took the test truthfully (no norris) and i misread the gruesome injury part i thought it didn't include broken bones hell ive broken 3 bones (ankle, wrist, ribs) dislocated my shoulder, and put a dent into my skull via minor league baseball... i understand its not biased...and with that in mind, that info changes things, i can take off a plane but like Indiana Jones the landing part is a bit difficult, and theoretically i could take off in a helicopter, by your standards i am a bronze star swimmer, and i was just being sarcastic towards the needs to survive
number 10 is flawed, because ive operated a firearm, cocked, locked in a mag and released one, cleaned it, put the safety on, aimed it, but haven't fired it (it says firing isn't needed but hitting a target is?)
after correctly doing it, i have a 54% chance...now all i have to do is become 21 so i can do weapon related training (both firearm and human weapon) (parents hate the thought lol)
EDITTED
number 10 is flawed, because ive operated a firearm, cocked, locked in a mag and released one, cleaned it, put the safety on, aimed it, but haven't fired it (it says firing isn't needed but hitting a target is?)
Anyone can fire a gun. Hitting a target is another story.
"It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead... and a corpse can't laugh." - silent Hill 2
Eliot - Site Admin agrees;
"Yendor makes an interesting point."
for all you know you mightn't hold it properly and start off with a really large gun, eg a big game rifle thinking it'd be the ultimate zombie killing machine, granted the .700 nitro express kicks arse, you might end up cracking a bone, don't believe me?
Search .700 nitro exress on youtube as it won't let me post the vid on here