Dear toadfish, you are my favourite of all the rebeccis.

From garyfish.

Come on.

The genital organs are not made of bones they're only tissues. They'll decay out first.

urgh...... everything in the zombie is dead. Blood cells, Nerve cells, and Sperm, and eggs, so it is un heard of to have two zombie reproduce.

The one word that describes how i live: B.E.B.Z
(Bullets, Explosions, Babes, Zombies)

Oh, yeah, you heard me! THE MUPPET SHOW SAID SO!!!

Zombie production in the traditional human sense would not work. However, a zombie can produce more zombies through infecting others as we all know. So yes, they can reproduce, just not in the same manner as we can.

"They drew first blood not me..." (Stallone in Rambo: First Blood)

Ewww!!!Bad thoughts!!!
Necro-porn ftl!!

But what if this is just the rabid base instinct relieing zombie.The most basic instinct contrary to popular belief is reproduction and preservation of your reproductions.
Its realy not noble feelings that guide parents to self sacrifice for their children.

Cause wearing a tux during Z-Day will make me look good and die trying.

Didn't we already discuss zed hookers in another thread?

Melee weapons: Because there's nothing more satisfying than bashing in a zed cranium with your new best friend, Mr Crowbar™. (Product demonstration brought to you by nick47)

Yep,and is was weird then too.

Um, even if they had all the plumbing working and there were Jets in the Hanger, it is highly unlikely that an Undead will be able to reproduce in the traditional sense due to the fact that their muddled mind will probably only be able to recognize and preform simple actions. So basically two Undead, of opposite sex mind you something they wouldn't be aware of, would have to come together and do the mating dance. And by mating dance I mean actually...You know...Landing the Osprey on the Flight Deck...

Due to their unco-ordination I doubt even if Undead were aware of and wanted TO mate, it'd be nigh impossible for them to conceive. And even if that miracle of nature occurred, the female would have to carry a rotting fetus in her rotting stomach for nine months. Then assuming the Undead make it 9 months the mother would more then likely not even notice the thing that just fell out, so it's likely the Undead child would be dragged along for the course of it's existence.

My point? Undead are likely unaware of mating, and even if they were and all their organs still worked, it'd be an almost useless gesture. The odds of the mother and child surviving the years is unlikely. If Undead can age (Growth wise, which I think they wouldn't get the chance to) that still means the child has to grow for four years in order to be 'combat' ready meaning it can kind of move on it's own and it has grown teeth.

"It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead... and a corpse can't laugh." - silent Hill 2

Eliot - Site Admin agrees;
"Yendor makes an interesting point."