OZORT


Frank West Posted: Mon, 10/15/2007 - 18:45

Order of Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tacticians
http://ozort.org/index.php
This site is the best thing I have found on the internet for Zombie Preparation. It gives full rundowns on all the pros and cons of every weapon, vehicle and and overall strategies you can think of.

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TheBox Posted: Mon, 10/15/2007 - 20:25
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not a big fan of their quizes...just because i don't follow everything that this site believes (note believes ...no facts)... by being paranoid about what a zombie could be so i didn't score as high as i had liked...although i was an expert in that other area

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kyle the killa Posted: Mon, 10/15/2007 - 22:40
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i have read it like a million times. i am the best ill kick any ones ass

there were 6 billion people on earth when the infection hit kv had a 90% kill rate thats 5.4 billion dead crashed bured out dead. - will smith(i am legand)

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TheBox Posted: Mon, 10/15/2007 - 22:42
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well i scored fairly high in every category except for "zombie knowledge"...how can beliefes and assumptions be considered knowledge?...

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Dylan The Highlander Posted: Mon, 10/15/2007 - 23:24
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I found alot of it flawed,I wont go into detail right now but they seem to think they know it all.That ill get them killed.

Edit:I got 96% on all but common sense on the quiz.

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TheBox Posted: Mon, 10/15/2007 - 23:39
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also....am i the only one annoyed by the cartoon chick?.. i just can't find myself trusting a site and its people when they have pictures of scantly clad (asian?) women everywhere....when you introduce sex into survival scenarios (other than pure survival reproduction)...problems happen, and i just can't give support towards the site
don't get me wrong i love a good boob fest lol (Maxim and Stuff are beautiful things)...but theres a time and a place...i wouldn't bring a stripper to a war briefing...(seriously anyway lol)

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TheBox Posted: Tue, 10/16/2007 - 00:11
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sorry but the more i read the OZORT stuff the more im disagreeing with it....firs the "Club" section...they make a reference to the police beatdown of a guy upped on PCP... last time i checked the police motto was "to protect and to serve" not to "bludegeon and kill"...the steal batons ive seen cops have could kill a guy pretty easily.... you can't tell me that the cops were trying to kill the fellow they were just trying to "subdue" the person...hell if they wanted to im sure they could make his head into a nice bowl of goo (heh Patton reference^^)

also the sword idea...although i admit im not that big a fan of swords but why should i go for the eye socket when i could just go for the neck (i saw a real video online of a man getting his neck sawed through by terrorist "expletetive deleted"...

the axe...in my personal experience (even with a long double bladed axe) it is fairly easy to land blows in the same area... its not like ill aim for the neck and hit the waist....

in the martial arts section i do like some of it but i do believe that a true katana would be a nice weapon..(not mark brookes my only weapon) just an extra...and im confused he bashes knives but glorifies Sais?...there isn't much of a difference

i skipped a bit though....his bashing of rifles puts a wrench in my gut...many (most?) automatic rifles have a "semi" feature which is quite nice...one shot per pull... and not everyone of them is a damn muscle car without an muffler loudness..am i wrong? tell me if i am

its also not hard to get a flame thrower if you want one...they make propane attachments...i have one jeeze (sorry Eliot no more hitting)

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grimreaper013 Posted: Tue, 10/16/2007 - 09:42
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i'm a member there, but i find that they dont take stuff seriously, and all they talk about is porn...

The one word that describes how i live: B.E.B.Z
(Bullets, Explosions, Babes, Zombies)

Oh, yeah, you heard me! THE MUPPET SHOW SAID SO!!!

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Skooby77 Posted: Tue, 10/16/2007 - 14:58
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That site has got to be the biggest joke I have ever seen.

Map of ZPI users locations and safe houses, feel free to add yourself, but don't provide actual home location!

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Informed-Gamer Posted: Tue, 11/25/2008 - 14:56

I have found myself disapointed in them as well

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Washikaz Posted: Wed, 11/26/2008 - 06:30
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The quizes are the worst crime they commit...(ignoring the porn, I believe it's because the moderators are just too slow)...

As long as aminals dun get reviveded, thinks "Black Sheep" all over again...see link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHMyVljAP_A <- Black Sheep Movie Trailer...

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/9d/SpecialPoliceWong.gif

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