Penny Stove (or more reasons why FIRE=BAD)


Eliot - Site Admin Posted: Thu, 09/27/2007 - 09:13


First, I'm going to point out that this next link is yet more proof that wasting various fuels on trying to burn zombies is simply foolish.

I present to you, the penny stove:
http://www.csun.edu/~mjurey/penny.html

This thing is awesome. It's homemade. You get to do it drunk (its made with a beer can). And it can be made in a pinch with a leatherman on the trail. Packs up nicely to go in a bag.

All that needs to be said is this: FIRE = BAD

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MeCarana Posted: Thu, 09/27/2007 - 09:19

This thing is awesome.

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Cyberdemon Posted: Thu, 09/27/2007 - 09:26
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something tells me when eliot is hiding out there will be an enormous maggot infested pile of rotting bodies less than a click from his house, stinking the sh1t up

why dont you change it to fire: not for idiots? or fire: not an indoor weapon? or supersoakers: theyre not f***ing flamethrowers you teenagers?

but nice stove...

war's my game
destruction by no other name

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Chilbert Posted: Mon, 12/03/2007 - 09:58
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I need to make one of these.

"They drew first blood not me..." (Stallone in Rambo: First Blood)

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moskaudancer Posted: Mon, 12/03/2007 - 20:01
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I'm with you, Chilbert. I refuse to let this thread die. I, on the other hand, am here simply because I have nothing else to do.

Melee weapons: Because there's nothing more satisfying than bashing in a zed cranium with your new best friend, Mr Crowbar™. (Product demonstration brought to you by nick47)

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Pyratt Posted: Mon, 12/03/2007 - 20:52
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me want me want me want!!!!!

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imfamuslaughingman Posted: Mon, 12/03/2007 - 21:39
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AHH yes. the can stove. useful, abundant the cans are.

it seems that you left an important part out:THE CANS PAINT!1shift.

i dunno if and of you have smoked sticky buds out of a soda can before, satan knows i have.i learned this the hard way,i got heavy metals poisoning, including arsinoc,aluminum, and small traces of lead.

if you havent gotten what im saying...

THE PAINT IS TOXIC AND CAN KILL YOU AND/OR YOU BRAIN CELLS.

-in the pics posted there is not paint on the can

i would like to post multible sites on "how to" this. but only have time and effort for one

http://www.trailquest.net/sbstove.html

....... LOL WIDEST THRED EVER!.........

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Chilbert Posted: Tue, 12/04/2007 - 08:43
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imfamuslaughingman wrote:
AHH yes. the can stove. useful, abundant the cans are.

it seems that you left an important part out:THE CANS PAINT!1shift.

i dunno if and of you have smoked sticky buds out of a soda can before, satan knows i have.i learned this the hard way,i got heavy metals poisoning, including arsinoc,aluminum, and small traces of lead.

if you havent gotten what im saying...

THE PAINT IS TOXIC AND CAN KILL YOU AND/OR YOU BRAIN CELLS.

-in the pics posted there is not paint on the can

i would like to post multible sites on "how to" this. but only have time and effort for one

You should have put down a different link because the one you put up here does not currently tell you anything about how to get rid of the paint. (I just read the whole damn page and was mildly annoyed and disappointed by your laziness)

"They drew first blood not me..." (Stallone in Rambo: First Blood)

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Eliot - Site Admin Posted: Tue, 12/04/2007 - 09:46
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*sigh*

I underestimated you all.

To get rid of the paint ... use sandpaper.

All that needs to be said is this: FIRE = BAD

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moskaudancer Posted: Tue, 12/04/2007 - 11:35
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Eliot - Site Admin wrote:
*sigh*

I underestimated you all.

To get rid of the paint ... use sandpaper.

Yes, it did seem to me like a pretty easily solved problem...

Melee weapons: Because there's nothing more satisfying than bashing in a zed cranium with your new best friend, Mr Crowbar™. (Product demonstration brought to you by nick47)

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sanchez Posted: Thu, 12/06/2007 - 06:30

imfamuslaughingman wrote:
i dunno if and of you have smoked sticky buds out of a soda can before, satan knows i have.i learned this the hard way,i got heavy metals poisoning, including arsinoc,aluminum, and small traces of lead.

THE PAINT IS TOXIC AND CAN KILL YOU AND/OR YOU BRAIN CELLS.

One of the best ways to commit suicide during a zombie apocalypse. Kill yourself with paint while getting high.

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